bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
So, it’s going to rain tomorrow, furthering my theory that it rains every Tuesday.
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
Welcome To New York - Taylor Swift
This dog gets all the chicks
i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
This will never not be funny